A great British joke

I went to the doctor the other day. He said “you’ve got a very serious illness.” I said “I want a second opinion.” So he replied “ok, your ugly as well.”

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Heading out to do your big shop this weekend? Pick

Heading out to do your big shop this weekend? Pick up a jar of our Fare Share Marmalade and we'll donate a free breakfast portion to someone in need #spreadlovewithduerrs

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Marmalade on toast - the perfect afternoon snack.

Marmalade on toast - the perfect afternoon snack.

Don't forget to pick up a jar of Duerr's @fareshareuk Marmalade in Sainsbury's and Morrisons. We're giving away a free breakfast portion with every sale #helpstophunger

#marmalade #snack #toast #marmaladeontoast orange #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #fareshare #stophunger #fareshareuk #freebreakfast

You buy, we donate! Pick up a jar of Duerr's @far

You buy, we donate!

Pick up a jar of Duerr's @fareshareuk Marmalade from Morrisons or Sainsburys and we'll donate a breakfast portion to someone struggling to eat.

#spreadlovewithduerrs

#duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #sunday #brunch #sundaybrunch #breakfast #marmaladeontoast #fareshare #fareshareuk #orange #stophunger

1.5 million people go without food for a whole day

1.5 million people go without food for a whole day.

To help put a stop to that, we've partnered with charity @fareshareuk to give away a free breakfast portion with every sale of our thick or fine cut Marmalade.

Get yours at Sainsbury's or Morrisons.

#stopworldhunger #stophunger #fareshareuk #marmalade #help #helpingothers #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #breakfast #sainsburys #morrisons

Help us stop hunger with a jar of Duerr's @faresha

Help us stop hunger with a jar of Duerr's @fareshareuk Marmalade, available at Morrisons and Sainsburys. For every jar you buy, we'll donate a breakfast portion to someone in need.

#helpstophunger #fareshareuk #fareshare #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #orange #thickcut #finecut #jam #vegan #vegetarian #stopthespreadofhunger #donate

This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to h

This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to help others.

For every jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade bought at @morrisons or @sainsburys we'll donate a free breakfast portion to someone that really needs it.

Get yours now and help us stop hunger.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #stopfoodpoverty #breakfast #foodie #yum #fareshareuk

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle t

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle to buy food?

To help them, we've partnered with @fareshareuk to give those less fortunate a free breakfast portion with every sale of our thick and fine cut Marmalade.

Find them at @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#Spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #fareshareuk #stopchildpoverty #stophunger

Help us stop hunger! There has never been a more

Help us stop hunger!

There has never been a more important time than now for us to support each other. That's why we've teamed up with @fareshareuk to donate a free breakfast portion with every purchase of our fine and thick cut Marmalade.

Get yours from @morrisons and @sainsburys.

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #yum #toastandmarmalade #orange #crumpets #porridge #stopchildfoodpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshare

You buy, we donate. It's that simple. For every j

You buy, we donate. It's that simple.

For every jar of Duerr's thick or fine cut Marmalade that you buy, we will donate a breakfast portion to someone struggling this winter.

Pick up your Fare Share jar from @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#Duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #stopchildpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshareuk #stophunger #marmalade

Still working your way through leftover turkey? T

Still working your way through leftover turkey?

Try a Marmalade, turkey and brie sandwich - you can thank us later.

What's more, for every @fareshareuk jar that you buy from @morrisons and @sainsburys, we'll give someone in need a free breakfast portion!

#turkeyrecipes #turkey #marmalade #recipes #Christmas #duerrsmarmalade #duerrs #spreadthelovewithduerrs #sandwich #endchildfoodpoverty #fareshare

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our Fare Share Marmalade and in turn, helped to reduce food poverty in the UK.

We wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #christmaseve #thankyou #endfoodpoverty #fareshareuk

Christmas week has arrived! Pick up a jar of our

Christmas week has arrived!

Pick up a jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade from @sainsburys or @morrisons for your festive brunch and we'll donate a free breakfast to those who need it most with @fareshareuk

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Heading out to do your big shop this weekend? Pick

Heading out to do your big shop this weekend? Pick up a jar of our Fare Share Marmalade and we'll donate a free breakfast portion to someone in need #spreadlovewithduerrs

#marmalade #breakfast #brunch #orange #marmaladeontoast #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #helpstophunger #fareshare #fareshareuk #saturday #bigshop

Marmalade on toast - the perfect afternoon snack.

Marmalade on toast - the perfect afternoon snack.

Don't forget to pick up a jar of Duerr's @fareshareuk Marmalade in Sainsbury's and Morrisons. We're giving away a free breakfast portion with every sale #helpstophunger

#marmalade #snack #toast #marmaladeontoast orange #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #fareshare #stophunger #fareshareuk #freebreakfast

You buy, we donate! Pick up a jar of Duerr's @far

You buy, we donate!

Pick up a jar of Duerr's @fareshareuk Marmalade from Morrisons or Sainsburys and we'll donate a breakfast portion to someone struggling to eat.

#spreadlovewithduerrs

#duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #sunday #brunch #sundaybrunch #breakfast #marmaladeontoast #fareshare #fareshareuk #orange #stophunger

1.5 million people go without food for a whole day

1.5 million people go without food for a whole day.

To help put a stop to that, we've partnered with charity @fareshareuk to give away a free breakfast portion with every sale of our thick or fine cut Marmalade.

Get yours at Sainsbury's or Morrisons.

#stopworldhunger #stophunger #fareshareuk #marmalade #help #helpingothers #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #breakfast #sainsburys #morrisons

Help us stop hunger with a jar of Duerr's @faresha

Help us stop hunger with a jar of Duerr's @fareshareuk Marmalade, available at Morrisons and Sainsburys. For every jar you buy, we'll donate a breakfast portion to someone in need.

#helpstophunger #fareshareuk #fareshare #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #orange #thickcut #finecut #jam #vegan #vegetarian #stopthespreadofhunger #donate

This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to h

This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to help others.

For every jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade bought at @morrisons or @sainsburys we'll donate a free breakfast portion to someone that really needs it.

Get yours now and help us stop hunger.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #stopfoodpoverty #breakfast #foodie #yum #fareshareuk

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle t

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle to buy food?

To help them, we've partnered with @fareshareuk to give those less fortunate a free breakfast portion with every sale of our thick and fine cut Marmalade.

Find them at @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#Spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #fareshareuk #stopchildpoverty #stophunger

Help us stop hunger! There has never been a more

Help us stop hunger!

There has never been a more important time than now for us to support each other. That's why we've teamed up with @fareshareuk to donate a free breakfast portion with every purchase of our fine and thick cut Marmalade.

Get yours from @morrisons and @sainsburys.

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #yum #toastandmarmalade #orange #crumpets #porridge #stopchildfoodpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshare

You buy, we donate. It's that simple. For every j

You buy, we donate. It's that simple.

For every jar of Duerr's thick or fine cut Marmalade that you buy, we will donate a breakfast portion to someone struggling this winter.

Pick up your Fare Share jar from @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#Duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #stopchildpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshareuk #stophunger #marmalade

Still working your way through leftover turkey? T

Still working your way through leftover turkey?

Try a Marmalade, turkey and brie sandwich - you can thank us later.

What's more, for every @fareshareuk jar that you buy from @morrisons and @sainsburys, we'll give someone in need a free breakfast portion!

#turkeyrecipes #turkey #marmalade #recipes #Christmas #duerrsmarmalade #duerrs #spreadthelovewithduerrs #sandwich #endchildfoodpoverty #fareshare

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our Fare Share Marmalade and in turn, helped to reduce food poverty in the UK.

We wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #christmaseve #thankyou #endfoodpoverty #fareshareuk

Christmas week has arrived! Pick up a jar of our

Christmas week has arrived!

Pick up a jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade from @sainsburys or @morrisons for your festive brunch and we'll donate a free breakfast to those who need it most with @fareshareuk