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This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to h

This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to help others.

For every jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade bought at @morrisons or @sainsburys we'll donate a free breakfast portion to someone that really needs it.

Get yours now and help us stop hunger.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #stopfoodpoverty #breakfast #foodie #yum #fareshareuk

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle t

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle to buy food?

To help them, we've partnered with @fareshareuk to give those less fortunate a free breakfast portion with every sale of our thick and fine cut Marmalade.

Find them at @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#Spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #fareshareuk #stopchildpoverty #stophunger

Help us stop hunger! There has never been a more

Help us stop hunger!

There has never been a more important time than now for us to support each other. That's why we've teamed up with @fareshareuk to donate a free breakfast portion with every purchase of our fine and thick cut Marmalade.

Get yours from @morrisons and @sainsburys.

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #yum #toastandmarmalade #orange #crumpets #porridge #stopchildfoodpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshare

You buy, we donate. It's that simple. For every j

You buy, we donate. It's that simple.

For every jar of Duerr's thick or fine cut Marmalade that you buy, we will donate a breakfast portion to someone struggling this winter.

Pick up your Fare Share jar from @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#Duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #stopchildpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshareuk #stophunger #marmalade

Still working your way through leftover turkey? T

Still working your way through leftover turkey?

Try a Marmalade, turkey and brie sandwich - you can thank us later.

What's more, for every @fareshareuk jar that you buy from @morrisons and @sainsburys, we'll give someone in need a free breakfast portion!

#turkeyrecipes #turkey #marmalade #recipes #Christmas #duerrsmarmalade #duerrs #spreadthelovewithduerrs #sandwich #endchildfoodpoverty #fareshare

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our Fare Share Marmalade and in turn, helped to reduce food poverty in the UK.

We wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #christmaseve #thankyou #endfoodpoverty #fareshareuk

Christmas week has arrived! Pick up a jar of our

Christmas week has arrived!

Pick up a jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade from @sainsburys or @morrisons for your festive brunch and we'll donate a free breakfast to those who need it most with @fareshareuk

Many vulnerable people are suffering in silence. W

Many vulnerable people are suffering in silence. Will you help us on our mission with FareShare to get breakfasts to those that need them most?
To show your support, purchase a jar of Duerr's Marmalade from your @sainsburys and @morrisons stores!

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger #breakfasttime #pancakes #porridge

Do you want to help stop the spread of hunger? If

Do you want to help stop the spread of hunger? If so, join us on our mission! For every Duerr's Marmalade jar you buy from @sainsburys and @morrisons we will donate a breakfast portion to @fareshareuk.

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger #breakfast #breakfastforeveryone #breakfasttime #breakfastideas #porridge

What's the longest time you have gone without a me

What's the longest time you have gone without a meal? Could you imagine not eating for an entire day? Along with @fareshareuk we want to help stop the spread of hunger. Can you help us? To show your support pick up a jar of Duerr's Marmalade in @sainsburys and @morrisons stores. For every jar bought we will donate a breakfast portion to @fareshareuk. 🧡💚

Click the link in our bio to find out how you can help. ⬆️⬆️⬆️

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #fareshare #fareshareuk #helpstophunger #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger #whatsonmyplate #helpstophunger

What's the longest time you have gone without a me

What's the longest time you have gone without a meal? Could you imagine not eating for an entire day?

Along with @fareshareuk we want to help stop the spread of hunger. Can you help us?

To show your support pick up a jar of Duerr's Marmalade in @sainsburys and @morrisons stores. For every jar bought we will donate a breakfast portion to @fareshareuk

Visit the link in our bio to find out how you can help!

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger

SPREAD THE NEWS! Our ambition is to donate 1 milli

SPREAD THE NEWS! Our ambition is to donate 1 million breakfast portions to people in the UK and to do this we need your support!
To help, simply pick up a jar of your favourite Duerr's Marmalade in your @sainsburys and @morrisons stores!

Visit the link in our bio to find out how you can help!

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #food #helpstophunger #hunger

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This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to h

This year, we turn 140 and we're on a mission to help others.

For every jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade bought at @morrisons or @sainsburys we'll donate a free breakfast portion to someone that really needs it.

Get yours now and help us stop hunger.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #stopfoodpoverty #breakfast #foodie #yum #fareshareuk

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle t

Did you know that 8.4m people in the UK struggle to buy food?

To help them, we've partnered with @fareshareuk to give those less fortunate a free breakfast portion with every sale of our thick and fine cut Marmalade.

Find them at @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#Spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #orange #fareshareuk #stopchildpoverty #stophunger

Help us stop hunger! There has never been a more

Help us stop hunger!

There has never been a more important time than now for us to support each other. That's why we've teamed up with @fareshareuk to donate a free breakfast portion with every purchase of our fine and thick cut Marmalade.

Get yours from @morrisons and @sainsburys.

#marmalade #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #yum #toastandmarmalade #orange #crumpets #porridge #stopchildfoodpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshare

You buy, we donate. It's that simple. For every j

You buy, we donate. It's that simple.

For every jar of Duerr's thick or fine cut Marmalade that you buy, we will donate a breakfast portion to someone struggling this winter.

Pick up your Fare Share jar from @sainsburys and @morrisons.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#Duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #stopchildpoverty #foodpovertyuk #fareshareuk #stophunger #marmalade

Still working your way through leftover turkey? T

Still working your way through leftover turkey?

Try a Marmalade, turkey and brie sandwich - you can thank us later.

What's more, for every @fareshareuk jar that you buy from @morrisons and @sainsburys, we'll give someone in need a free breakfast portion!

#turkeyrecipes #turkey #marmalade #recipes #Christmas #duerrsmarmalade #duerrs #spreadthelovewithduerrs #sandwich #endchildfoodpoverty #fareshare

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our

Thank you to everyone that has bought a jar of our Fare Share Marmalade and in turn, helped to reduce food poverty in the UK.

We wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

#spreadthelovewithduerrs

#marmalade #duerrs #christmaseve #thankyou #endfoodpoverty #fareshareuk

Christmas week has arrived! Pick up a jar of our

Christmas week has arrived!

Pick up a jar of our fine or thick cut Marmalade from @sainsburys or @morrisons for your festive brunch and we'll donate a free breakfast to those who need it most with @fareshareuk

Many vulnerable people are suffering in silence. W

Many vulnerable people are suffering in silence. Will you help us on our mission with FareShare to get breakfasts to those that need them most?
To show your support, purchase a jar of Duerr's Marmalade from your @sainsburys and @morrisons stores!

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger #breakfasttime #pancakes #porridge

Do you want to help stop the spread of hunger? If

Do you want to help stop the spread of hunger? If so, join us on our mission! For every Duerr's Marmalade jar you buy from @sainsburys and @morrisons we will donate a breakfast portion to @fareshareuk.

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger #breakfast #breakfastforeveryone #breakfasttime #breakfastideas #porridge

What's the longest time you have gone without a me

What's the longest time you have gone without a meal? Could you imagine not eating for an entire day? Along with @fareshareuk we want to help stop the spread of hunger. Can you help us? To show your support pick up a jar of Duerr's Marmalade in @sainsburys and @morrisons stores. For every jar bought we will donate a breakfast portion to @fareshareuk. 🧡💚

Click the link in our bio to find out how you can help. ⬆️⬆️⬆️

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #duerrs #duerrsmarmalade #fareshare #fareshareuk #helpstophunger #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger #whatsonmyplate #helpstophunger

What's the longest time you have gone without a me

What's the longest time you have gone without a meal? Could you imagine not eating for an entire day?

Along with @fareshareuk we want to help stop the spread of hunger. Can you help us?

To show your support pick up a jar of Duerr's Marmalade in @sainsburys and @morrisons stores. For every jar bought we will donate a breakfast portion to @fareshareuk

Visit the link in our bio to find out how you can help!

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #stopthespreadofhunger #stophunger

SPREAD THE NEWS! Our ambition is to donate 1 milli

SPREAD THE NEWS! Our ambition is to donate 1 million breakfast portions to people in the UK and to do this we need your support!
To help, simply pick up a jar of your favourite Duerr's Marmalade in your @sainsburys and @morrisons stores!

Visit the link in our bio to find out how you can help!

#SpreadthelovewithDuerrs #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #DuerrsBreakfast #FareShare #FareShareUK #stopthespreadofhunger #marmalade #orangemarmalade #manchestermade #foodideas #recipeideas #cookingideas #whatsonmyplate #foodies #foodstagram #food #helpstophunger #hunger