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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Today is your LAST CHANCE to

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Today is your LAST CHANCE to be in with a chance to bag £500 by entering our Find, Snap and Share competition! You have until 11:59PM! To enter: 🧡 Find a marmalade jar from our Duerr’s Artists Range in supermarkets* 🧡 Snap a picture of yourself with your jar 🧡 Share your image with us using the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs, telling us where you found your jar! #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

QUICK, you need to find a jar of our Duerr's Artis

QUICK, you need to find a jar of our Duerr's Artists Range! There's only THREE days left to be in with a chance to bag yourself £500 with Duerr's! 1️⃣ Take a picture of yourself with a jar from Duerr's Artists Marmalade Range 2️⃣ Tag @Duerrs1881 in your photo 3️⃣ Tell us where you found your jar and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs to your caption Available in @Sainsburys @Morrisons @Tesco* @CoOp @Ocado

Tasty and inspirational! Thank you for sharing you

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It's your LAST CHANCE to enter! Our Find, Snap and

It's your LAST CHANCE to enter! Our Find, Snap and Share competition closes on the 27th January. Don't miss your chance to WIN £500! To enter: 🧡 Find a marmalade jar from our Duerr’s Artists Range in supermarkets* 🧡 Snap a picture of yourself with your jar 🧡 Tag @Duerrs1881 in your image and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs, telling us where you found your jar! #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

Find, Snap and SHARE... it's that easy! £500 coul

Find, Snap and SHARE... it's that easy! £500 could be yours, all you have to do is share a photo with a jar from our Duerr's Artist's Marmalade Range, tag @Duerrs1881 in the photo, tell us where you found your jar and add the hastag #IFoundDuerrs to be in with a chance to WIN our juicy cash prize! #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

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Congratulations to the winner of our name the shir

Congratulations to the winner of our name the shirt competition, Aoife Carey! Aoife named the shirt MarmaJuice! #MyDuerrsShirt

There's only TWO WEEKS left to win our final juicy

There's only TWO WEEKS left to win our final juicy £500 cash prize! All you have to do to enter is: 1. Find a marmalade jar from our Duerr’s Artists Range in supermarkets* 2. Snap a picture of yourself with the jar 3. Tag @Duerrs1881 in your image and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs, telling us where you found your jar #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop #IFoundDuerrs

A toasted, buttery crumpet and Duerr's zesty, oran

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Drum roll please 🥁 It's time to celebrate! Con

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Here's one way to beat those January blues! Find,

Here's one way to beat those January blues! Find, snap and share a photo with a jar from our Duerr's Artist's Marmalade range to be in with a chance to WIN £500 in cash! Tag us in your picture and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs to enter! #IFoundDuerrs

Zingy, zesty, marmalade = the perfect start to a b

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Today is your LAST CHANCE to

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Today is your LAST CHANCE to be in with a chance to bag £500 by entering our Find, Snap and Share competition! You have until 11:59PM! To enter: 🧡 Find a marmalade jar from our Duerr’s Artists Range in supermarkets* 🧡 Snap a picture of yourself with your jar 🧡 Share your image with us using the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs, telling us where you found your jar! #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

QUICK, you need to find a jar of our Duerr's Artis

QUICK, you need to find a jar of our Duerr's Artists Range! There's only THREE days left to be in with a chance to bag yourself £500 with Duerr's! 1️⃣ Take a picture of yourself with a jar from Duerr's Artists Marmalade Range 2️⃣ Tag @Duerrs1881 in your photo 3️⃣ Tell us where you found your jar and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs to your caption Available in @Sainsburys @Morrisons @Tesco* @CoOp @Ocado

Tasty and inspirational! Thank you for sharing you

Tasty and inspirational! Thank you for sharing your wonderful piece of art @PammyRobbo 📸 @pammyrobbo 📸 #DuerrsArtistsRange #Duerrs #DuerrsMarmalade #marmalade #art #foodart #foodillustration #goodfood #marmalade

It's your LAST CHANCE to enter! Our Find, Snap and

It's your LAST CHANCE to enter! Our Find, Snap and Share competition closes on the 27th January. Don't miss your chance to WIN £500! To enter: 🧡 Find a marmalade jar from our Duerr’s Artists Range in supermarkets* 🧡 Snap a picture of yourself with your jar 🧡 Tag @Duerrs1881 in your image and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs, telling us where you found your jar! #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

Find, Snap and SHARE... it's that easy! £500 coul

Find, Snap and SHARE... it's that easy! £500 could be yours, all you have to do is share a photo with a jar from our Duerr's Artist's Marmalade Range, tag @Duerrs1881 in the photo, tell us where you found your jar and add the hastag #IFoundDuerrs to be in with a chance to WIN our juicy cash prize! #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

Breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day

Breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day! 📸 @myfoodiedays 📸 #Breakfast #DuerrsMarmalade #Duerrs #saturdayymorningbreakfast #flatlaybreakfast #breakfastwithfriends #heartybreakfast #breakfastistheway #goodmorninggoodbreakfast #breakfastdoneright #breakfastaddict #breakfastwithlove #breakfasttreat #freshbreakfast #breakfastclubam #fastbreakfast #traditionalbreakfast #breakfastfirst #breakfastchampions

Congratulations to the winner of our name the shir

Congratulations to the winner of our name the shirt competition, Aoife Carey! Aoife named the shirt MarmaJuice! #MyDuerrsShirt

There's only TWO WEEKS left to win our final juicy

There's only TWO WEEKS left to win our final juicy £500 cash prize! All you have to do to enter is: 1. Find a marmalade jar from our Duerr’s Artists Range in supermarkets* 2. Snap a picture of yourself with the jar 3. Tag @Duerrs1881 in your image and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs, telling us where you found your jar #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop #IFoundDuerrs

A toasted, buttery crumpet and Duerr's zesty, oran

A toasted, buttery crumpet and Duerr's zesty, orange marmalade? Yes, please! 📸 @tashcakes.tastes 📸 #Breakfast #DuerrsMarmalade #Duerrs #saturdayymorningbreakfast #flatlaybreakfast #breakfastwithfriends #heartybreakfast #breakfastistheway #goodmorninggoodbreakfast #breakfastdoneright #breakfastaddict #breakfastwithlove #breakfasttreat #freshbreakfast #breakfastclubam #fastbreakfast #traditionalbreakfast #breakfastfirst #breakfastchampions

Drum roll please 🥁 It's time to celebrate! Con

Drum roll please 🥁 It's time to celebrate! Congratulations to our January Find, Snap and Share winner…@mazzeroo ! 🙌🧡 #IFoundDuerrs #FindSnapShare #DuerrsFindSnapShare #InstaComp #Competition #cashprizes #Duerrs #Duerrsmarmalade #marmalade #ArtistsRange #DuerrsArtistsRange #sainsburys #morrisons #tesco #ocado #coop

Here's one way to beat those January blues! Find,

Here's one way to beat those January blues! Find, snap and share a photo with a jar from our Duerr's Artist's Marmalade range to be in with a chance to WIN £500 in cash! Tag us in your picture and add the hashtag #IFoundDuerrs to enter! #IFoundDuerrs

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